Another Monday and the economy continues to spiral into oblivion and 50% off DVDs at Circuit City (Paul Blart: Mall Cop, anyone?). The silver lining of all this economic doomsday is Caleb Moore and Kyle Sevens, this week's Hotties of the Recession.
Caleb and Kyle live in Baltimore, the Philadelphia of Maryland, and are currently unemployed. Caleb was laid off from a position as a graphic designer (oooh!) and Kyle was laid off from his job as a woodwright's apprentice (huh?).
Pictured with their intricately placed owl lamp* and guitar, these dudes look sad. Sure, they have a very nice apartment, but poor Kyle admits to having taken walks to the ATM even when he didn't need cash. Caleb, with the decidedly cooler name and interesting glasses, has been taking his unemployment in stride; he is setting up a recording studio in their apartment because he's in a band, naturally. But don't cry for Kyle!: he's teaching himself to silkscreen.
Surely, Caleb and Kyle's interesting alternative hobbies will be enough to get these dudes laid for the remainder of the recession.
*This "hip" owl lamp was mostly likely purchased for $39.95 at Urban Outfitters. In these economic times, Caleb and Kyle will need to learn to be more thrifty. Also, boys, lamps go on tables, not the floor.
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