A little dessert, just for you

love, me

me: i think we should troll for dudes on craigs list

more or less awkward than real lifee?

bellatierra: less

me: hmmm

bellatierra: my ad: i want to fuck you, you want to fuck me, i don't have a house, you don't want to use a condom

let's find a middle ground people!!!

me: if they're that great, why are they on craigslist> what if we're the only non-mouthbreathers on it?

bellatierra: and by middle ground i mean the park!!!

me: WHAT IF WE ARE MOUTHBREATHERS?>

bellatierra: preferably close to my damn crazy relative's house so i don't have to waste gas cuz it's all like eXpEnSiVe!!!!11

me: LOL!!!11 yeah condoms R 4 LOOZERZ

across the street

bellatierra: hahahaha

me: nice delias type

bellatierra: LOOOZERZ

me: i am disgusted by this

bellatierra: i like how i just typed hahaha

and how you ref'd delias

me: and am going to start a blog right now and post this shit

bellatierra: i always felt too fat to even receive that catalog in the mail

me: DISGUSTING

BRILLIANT

bellatierra: delia*s

me: haha I KNOW-- NERUOSES!@@@

bellatierra: OMG

me: I didn't feel fat, but i thought I should SO I DID@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!JKFRJNRGJMF

bellatierra: CAN'T SHIT THE GENIUS OUT FAST ENOUGH GAAAHHHH@##@%#@%@#%@#

me: apparently google chat is like a damn laxative

now we'll see ads for laxatives and gary

bellatierra: i'm going to try to embarrass google with my dirty emails

maybe if i talk about anal fucking they'll direct me to some cool sites

ps i feel like i can't say any of this outloud

what does that make me?

MONSTERRRRRR

Sent at 10:56 PM on Sunday

me: no, just a prisoner of the god and the world bank.

i am TOTALLY STARTING a blog for this shit

i don't want to pollute your song with this holocaust

bellatierra: THANK YOU

Sent at 10:58 PM on Sunday