clinton era ding dong

jordan catalano, circa 1994.

vintage ding dong

Ding dong it's been too long!

Lindsay Buckingham (of Fleetwood Mac)

Ding-Dong.

In a new series entitled 'Ding-Dong', I will post photos of good-lookin' men-folk. You might ask yourself, in what way is this constructive to the Revolution? Whelp, it's not. However, the revolution supports community, sharing, etc. and these bros are too sexay not to share.

To catapult this series, we start with Ryan Gosling. The brooding Mr. Gosling was in that movie The Spiral Composition Book and Half Nelson...talk about heroin chic! According to IMDB, the Gosling Goose is set to appear in All Good Things in 2009.

Kegs for McCain

Good job, Sarah Palin. Way to prove more and more that you're a man's woman, meaning you leave choice up to the sex for whom it doesn't matter, you don't value intelligence, and your makeup looks great!

And good job, dudes. Now men in Carhartts everywhere look like assholes. It's a good thing Americans are focused on the important resources for this election: wealth and beauty. Men are "realizing" that it is "their" "sex drive" that is "fucking things up" in the White House and all of the WorldWideGovernment as of late, so it's time they "allow" a woman (any young broad with nice legs will do) to do the dirty work.

Hillary must be ripping out her leg hair over this.