Sunday, March 21, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

ladies




next year will mark the 100 year anniversary of international women's day. this is a tribute to the amazing ladies in my/our lives.

Wine-blogging with too much wine

Dedicated Readers (?),

My Live Wine-blogging of the Academy Awards was cut short because I 1.) had too much wine and 2.) it is largely considered rude to be typing away on your glowing laptop when you have guests over to watch the Academy Awards.

Anyway, I had so much to say about celebrities, as I often do, but they were saved for people "IRL" (in real life, apparently). I'm pretty sure I deserve a real celebrity blog, to be honest. However, I might have a higher calling (RU there god? It's me, Elsa) and I think that everyone on "the internet" thinks they deserve a celebrity blog (or their version of such).

In short, the Oscars sucked. Sandra Bullock seems like a fun gal to get a beer with, but not an Oscar nominee, let alone a winner! (People thought George Bush would be a good guy to get an beer with (he's an alcoholic) and he was president for 8 years. These are strange times we're living in, readers.)

Congratulations to Kathryn Bigelow for being the first woman to ever win an Oscar for Directing. Hopefully this will encourage female filmmakers and will discourage James "Jim" Cameron from ever making another again.

My award from Best Sexiest Man goes to Jeff Bridges. A fine wine, that man is. Best Lady I'm Currently Obsessed With goes to Carey Mulligan. Her hair! Her Britishness! Her Shia LeBouf!

Otherwise, the Oscars were too flippin' long. Get a grip, Hollywood.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

8:30

ZOMG it's starting. Why does the set look like it's from 1986?

8:32

Dougie Houser is sooooo g.

8:24

Maybe I'm being sensitive, but this seems pretty inspired by Lady Gaga.
8:20
Tina Fey is sooooo normal and kewl.

8:22
I would marry Jeff Bridges and/or The Dude tomorrow.

8:24
Kate Winslet is The Woman. Why did the interviewer ask her if her kids would go into acting? Aren't they 3? They're probably going into kindergarten.
8:19

Whoopi Goldberg in an adult diaper commercials. lololololol. Whoa, baby boomers, huh?
8:13
Is Jennifer "Jenny from teh bloxxx" still relevant?

Wine-blogging the 382nd Academy Awards



Hey Glamour Gals (and guys?) and drunks. Welcome to my live wine-blogging of the 82nd Academy Awards. Since we can't be together, I've decided to blog with a bottle of Cab Sav (is allllwaaaays fab!) We'll see how long this lasts...

8:07
Penelope Cruz can't speak English. To quote paraphrase Emily, she looks like a ferret.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Have one on [us]


I wish we could take every path.
I could spend a hundred years adoring you.
Yes, I wish we could take every path,

because I hated to close the door on you.


Joanna Newsom, Baby Birch

Happy Birthday, Sara!